The Barak Obama of New Zealand
It always amazes me how small New Zealand really is. The country is populated by about four million people which is approximately the population of Los Angeles. Sometimes I’ll pass by television stars while walking to the gym. Yesterday I went to the mall and met the prime minister, John Keys. I even got a picture with him. Fancy that.

Blonde Asians
What an eyesore! It’s uber pretentious especially when your dark dark roots start showing the next day. Highlights are fine, even in crazy funky colors, but to completely bleach your entire head to resemble some children of the corn midget is a big NO-NO. Embrace your naturally hair color people!
You Are What You Think You Are
If you think you’re a loser at life, then you’ll end up being one. If you think you suck at everything, then you probably do. If you think the sky shits on you, then you must reek. Many things in our lives, from our daily routine to what we achieve, are determined by what the mind visualizes and tells itself. Our bodies, after all, are mere vehicles. It can be shaped and molded, probably one of the easier things to accomplish. Think positive and you will be positive. Visualize yourself reaching your goal and you will eventually get there. The separation between failure and success is a function of time and effort. If neither factors are zero, anything is possible.